Fandom Rants

This thread will be for our less then friendly/snarky fan rants. This is strictly for characters be it books or show - - DO NOT discuss the actors personal life here. Please no random bashing. However... Lets be honest, we aren't always happy with what we get from AB on the show, or from CH when she writes every book...feel free to bitch it out here.

I'll start with a fun little gif set I came across on tumblr thanks to wannaseemyspaceship.tumblr.com . To those who can't understand why a girl could dislikeBeel...








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That just about sums it up for me lol ... see I wanted to post this but couldn't think of a great place for it, so BAM new thread I hope we can enjoy this little hideaway of snark, no hard feelings - all in good fun

He he! Love it!

He has been lying to Sookie since they first met in Season 1. The night Bill first comes to her house to meet Gran and they take a walk, Sookie asks him if he can levitate. He tells her no, but we see him levitate the night he and QSA fight and he has the snipers kill her. She also asked him that night if he turns into a bat. Also on the night he and QSA fight, in fast motion Bill seems to transform into something small and black. He obviously has a gift of imitating voices, which we see in S3 when he calls Eric's assassin, Rubin, to have him kill Pam. I think Bill has more "gifts" than we know yet.

Great points Dee! I guess the list of reasons is evergrowing when it comes to disliking Beeel hehehe

I had to post this, I found it on tumblr.

Irrelevant: Bill’s Hospital Speech, translated. For nwalmn, per her request. Thank...

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Bill’s Hospital Speech, translated. For nwalmn, per her request. Thank you for providing the original!

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What Bill says: You’re afraid of me.
Translation: Crap. When does my fresh tank of blood goes in effect? I need you to be manipulated again, and quickly!

Sookie: Can you blame me?
The Audience: He can. He does. He will. That’s Bill’s default: Blame anyone who isn’t him. He blames you. He blames Lorena. He blames Russell. He blames Eric. He blames Sophie-Anne. He blames Spanish Inquisition. He blames Canada. It doesn’t matter who or what, as long as no direct blame can be attached to him.

What Bill says: I never meant to hurt you.
Translation: That hand I held over your mouth? So no one would hear you scream? Totally accidental. Didn’t really mean to, so … Bygones!

What Bill says: I couldn’t stop.
Translation: Even though I had enough presence of mind to press your mouth shut so you couldn’t call for help, I tots was out of it and couldn’t do nothing. You understand, don’t you?

Sookie: I know.
The audience: No, you really, really don’t!

What Bill says: I can’t take back what I’ve done.
Translation: I can’t glamour you, so I’ll try to manipulate you emotionally. I am banking on your goodness, your love, and your willingness to overlook most glaring of transgressions to just let this slide.

Sookie: No, you can’t. I don’t know how to start forgiving you. Don’t know if I ever will. There’s too much.
The audience: That’s okay, ‘cause he just pumped you fresh full of his blood again, so that’ll help with that.

What Bill says: I’m not asking for your forgiveness.
Translation: ‘I am not even going to bother seeking forgiveness. See, that would mean admitting I’m responsible, and we can’t have that.

What Bill says: I don’t wanna be forgiven.
Translation: You’ll forgive me anyway, my blood will see to that.

Sookie: From the day we met, it’s been one long, bloody fight. And I keep waiting for it to be over. For us to be happy, to start our lives together like a normal couple. But it’s never gonna happen for us, is it?
The audience: We sincerely and fervently hope not!

What Bill says: I want you to have all that. I want you to lie in the sunlight. Have children. Grow old with someone. I want you to have the life you deserve.
Translation: I am now going to tell you things that will make me seem like a caring, loving individual. Those things I’m saying are designed to manipulate you into taking me back the next day. Really, we both know that having kids and growing old with someone, anyone, was never much of an option for you. Because, well, TELEPATH! But I will say it nonetheless, in order to make it seem like a giant-ass sacrifice on my part.

What Bill says: And I cannot give it to you.
Translation: You won’t be getting that anyway, but I’ll be hanging around so you can take me back, the generous, self-sacrificing martyr that I am.

What Bill says: I love you, Sookie Stackhouse. And I will love you forever.
Translation: You are mine, Sookie Stackhouse. And don’t you forget it. I’ll never let you.

Sookie: I love you too.
The audience: ‘Cause you are chocking on his blood.

What Bill says: Be safe.
[SOBBING]
Translation: I’m just gonna mosey on outta here, leaving you to fend for yourself, with the deranged, 3,000-year-old vampire I’ve brought into your life roaming around, trying to get to you. But you be safe now, sweet cheeks! Oh, and, btw, I’ll be back, your knight in shitty armor, to make a lot of fuss and be useless, when that said deranged, 3,000-year-old vampire shows up for your hide. ‘Cause I’m helpful like that. See ya! Like, tomorrow! Buy forever!
[TELENOVELLA TEARS]

The audience: [SOBBING WITH HORROR]

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I have no idea how any of this would fit in a gif!!! Sorry!



Source: stillhidden.tumblr

In S4 when Bill, Eric, Pam, and Jessica go to the Moon Goddess Emporium to take out Marnie and she demands that Bill and Eric kill themselves, Bill too quickly volunteers to shoot Eric. He claims that he will shoot Eric and then Pam will shoot him. Right, Bill. We really believe you will let Pam shoot you after you shoot Eric. I believe Bill's plan was to shoot Eric and Pam on the spot. I don't think Pam was even holding a gun at the time, until she ran to the van to get the handheld rocket launcher. This would have been a perfect opportunity for Bill to get rid of Eric and Pam, which he has tried to do on more than one occasion. Hell, he may even have killed Jessica too, since she was a pain in his ass, and then try to renegotiate a deal with Marnie. But as usual, Bill's plans fall apart. Thank goodness.

I agree Dee. I think at that point or at any point now, I will not trust Bill. Especially where Eric is concerned.

I will never trust Bill, which is going to make this an interesting season!

Spoiler:

Like the shots from NOLA...what the hell is Eric doing lugging around the Queen like a sack of taters? Leave his ass and save yourself!

That was funny, Raki. Maybe Bill is wounded, or maybe it just wants to see above the crowd, LOL.